That's true, but Porco is for sure not a cop.

It's a movie quote... Porco Rosso, classic Ghibli movie, if you're into their stuff I recommend it

Dude is a literal pig.

Like literally a fucking pig.

I get your point but come the fuck on with this level of pedantry

They would not rather be a pig than a fascist.

The pigs animals are smart beings who don't deserve to be used as an insult.

In many countries too, it's the same class treachery.

bundle of sticktists

I just spent an embarrassingly long time trying to figure out what 'faggottists' were, or what joke, reference, or play on words I was missing. It was only when I thought 'maybe 'fagtists?'', that I then simultaneously realized what you meant and remembered about fasces. D'oh! [Insert facepalm here.]

Brains can be so goofy! I thought my silly brainfart was funny, so I thought I'd share in case someone else gets a kick out of it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯