"I want rustlers, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull whippers, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists."

No grindrs, gay finders, side winders, reminders,

Hangovers, strait closures, illegal takeovers.

-Dr. Hegsuess One Fish, Two Fish, Red Commie Gay Blue Fish

"No fatties"

Yet they'll be led by Newt Gingrich and Elon Musk....

no weirdos

This guy has never been in an Air Force communications or intel squadron.

Says the alcoholic radical weirdo. It's he going to remove himself from the dept of defense? No, because he's a hypocrite.

Label yourself, I'm a beardo weirdo radical

He didnt say no gimps hmm

Is the title a joke or genuinely OOTL?

Grindr is a gay dating app.

There’s a recurring joke here because every time there’s a Republican convention, Grindr always goes down to a heavy influx of traffic.

MTV spring break producers choosing who get to be shown on camera.

No hegseth

This is throwing some strong "Get 'em up against the wall" vibes, hey.

I'm pretty sure furries represent 20% of the armed services

Conformist clones. That’s what he wants.

so the dog fuckers go to the FBI instead of DoW ?

"no radicals"

Oh, the irony.

What about no abusers, no pedos, no rapists, no druggies, no con men, no diaper fillers.

He has definitely seen a few up close.

Thanks MAGA!

These types of idiots should be on the fringe but it seems they have power for some odd reason.

He qualifies for the last 3