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Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future (theonion.com)
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[–] 30 points 1 month ago (8 children)

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

    I know I'm probably imagining it, but each one of them has empty serial-killer eyes, I wonder when the pictures were taken

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    • [–] 20 points 1 month ago

    But that the essays will be allowed to be AI generated. So as not to put to much strain on the poor oppressed frat bros.

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    [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    This is the reform we were calling for right?

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    [–] 13 points 1 month ago

    You know what the sad reality of the situation is? I initially thought this was real news. Has been happening so often with onion in the last five years.

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    [–] -1 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    These guys were convicted right ? Not just accused ?

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