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Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future (theonion.com)

submitted 1 month ago by ZeroCool@piefed.ca to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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[–] decolo@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

I know I'm probably imagining it, but each one of them has empty serial-killer eyes, I wonder when the pictures were taken

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[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Naw, they all just look like normal dudes. That's what makes it so disturbing.

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[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ingalls and Kretszchmar for sure, harder to tell in the others

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[–] decolo@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

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[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 1 point 1 month ago

Oof, maybe Lopes and Newell as well

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[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 month ago

I call it rape face and so far I've been right about every one of them

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