Why you gonna just cut a raccoon dick off?

One way or another the penis went inside him.

The word is that a raccoon's weiner has a special bone in it, which is prized by moonshiners. It has something to do with regulating the drip of the 'shine from the big pot or something.

It would be just like this wealthy nepo freak show ologarch to be working on his own moonshine recipe, and was on the lookout for a raccoon who's dick he can dissect. Fucking weirdo.

Good to keep the Yang up.

He just needed a fish hook guys don't worry