"did you break this vase?"

":3"

"you make a very compelling argument."

"I tried to catch it but I only has these itty bitty paws!"

It’s a Spanish cat. «¡Se me rompió el jarrón!»

(Accidental construction in Spanish grammatically puts the blame on the object. A literal translation would be something like “the vase broke itself for me!”)

Using the right "its" on the internet challenge: impossible.

He's upset the vase broke, he wasn't done trying to break it.

Any cat owner though knows those eyes mean crazy time... The admission of guilt is right there...

It's the vase's fault.

What vase?

Surely the vase was trying to jump the kitty.

nah lmao he looking guilty af

That vase is so ugly, he did you a favor.

The vase had a death wish!

That vase tried to brek him 😡 vase had to die 😡

It was aliens.

Why would he deceive me?

Looks so innocent you'd think it's 1199 again