I feel like every industry says that their staff are the horniest.

Yeah but they picture planes the whole time

They're saying that aviation professionals are obsessed with planes to the point of romantic infatuation, and would do anything to prevent them from crashing.

Yes they are married to the planes.

I think I'm having a stroke

I'm dating a living plane otherkin. We're going to get married.

So yeah I'm a planefucker.

It took me a couple tries but I got there. Some punctuation would have helped.

I get what they are saying… but it’s stupid.

I'm getting confused by "those things". What things are we talking about? Are they talking about the plane, or something else.

My father used to be an airline pilot and I know airline pilots can be a bit obsessive but it's not about the plane as much as it's about all the procedures and regulations. They mostly swear at the planes. Cabin crew mostly see it as just a job, with some bonuses that you don't normally get. Crew don't get assigned to a particular plane, they move around quite a lot, so they don't really get attached to one aircraft in the way that sailors may get attached to their ship.

that's sentence

Might be you

Is it toast we can smell for miles?

there is like mayyybe one missing comma

otherwise it's perfectly comprehensible

"Everyone who works in aviation wants to fuck these things" these things = the planes, "wants to fuck" = is overly emotionally attached to the plane. "every plane that crashes is a wife who dies" = the technicians will dearly mourn the "death" of the plane, and don't want it to happen in the first place.

How can our wife planes be real?

Did you have a stroke?

No one's excited to join the 39 foot long club.

Source on that? Is it per mile traveled because I highly doubt it would be.