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[–] 34 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I personally would recommend trusting your entire life and also bank details to the humble cod fish. They truly are the most trustworthy of all the fish and make for excellent money managers.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Hey man, I have the right to reclaim fish language. You can’t evolve out of your clade. I am fish.

    I’ll catch and release that for the halibut. Salmon you.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Oh mighty european sea-bass, please tell me how to proceed in my life. I am facing burdens greater than imagination, which cast shadows longer than those from mountains and whose weight is too much to bear even for the strongest being.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    Ocean man, take me by the hand
    Lead me to the land that you understand

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    Did I say ass to trout? I meant to say bass to mouth, though I guess it's basically the same thing, not that I did it.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    seems birdy

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    This seems fishy

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