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[–] 26 points 1 month ago* (2 children)
  • [–] 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Never go torpedo bay to cargo bay.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    My wife: "I don't get it..."

    Me: [long explanation of Data's love life, digressing into Yar, Seela, io9's article on Data-themed porn, etc]

    My wife: "So there's lore that I'm missing"

    Me: "Noo.... Lore is a separate character."

    My wife: "Whaaaa?"

    Me: "Lore is Data's evil twin"

    My wife: "Annnnd this is why I'm a Star Wars fan instead"

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    LOL, I never understood it that way, but hey...why not. Tasha's probably been there too.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    I didn't realize that Data had torpedoes!

    Oh wait, he did say that he was fully functional, so I should have realized...

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    Well at least you know it'll be clean and hair-free.

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