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[–] 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

There are still porn movies from the 1930s 🤷‍♂️

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    Fun story!

    I worked at a used book store for a while, and we were emphatically a no-judgement zone. The only things we wouldn't buy were things that wouldn't sell (or that were actively dangerous; the boss didn't want us to buy The Anarchist Cookbook, not because it gave instructions on how to make bombs, but because it gave bad instructions on how to make bombs), and we made a practice of never ever talking down to a customer based on their reading habits.

    A fairly common exchange for us was that someone would show up, deeply embarrased, with their dead father or grandfather's collection of old Playboy magazines. We loved old Playboy magazines. They sell well, they hold value well. We wanted as many of them as we could. Sometimes someone would bring in old hardcore magazines from the seventies on up, and those were harder to sell, so we didn't love those as much, but again, it's not a conversation about the pictorial equivalent of gynecological exams, it's a conversation about what does or doesn't sell.

    One time, a guy brought in his dead grandfather's old smut collection, and it was pretty cool. Stuff from the 1950s with Bettie Page where it was ostensibly photography instruction magazines but the models were 95% nude women, with the occasional still life and ads for lenses or flash bulbs to lend an air of legitimacy. Literally French photography magazines from the 40s or before the war. Very impressive old smut.

    Included with the collection, all of which we wanted, was a little pile of film reels in metal cans from at least the 1960s, and who knows how much older they might have been. They had hand-written labels on them like "Long Lake" and "Picnic."

    Now, we didn't and couldn't buy old film reels. But I told the guy bringing these in, "I'll give you three guesses as to what's on these reels, and the first two don't count. I can't buy them, but please don't throw them away. There are some pornography museums out there, and you should contact them, because a lot of people in your position find this stuff, freak out, and throw it away, and then it's gone forever, and that's a loss to human culture, even if it's smutty human culture."

    So I hope he contacted the pornography museum and that someone's old pornography got preserved, because even the Library of Alexandria probably had a smut section.

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  • [–] 52 points 1 month ago (10 children)

    This is actually kind of terrifying. Just imagine, all those people went into it thinking the only ones who'd ever know would be the sleazy types frequenting jacking booths or xxx cinemas. And if someone from their inner circle would find out, they'd have to admit to that in some capacity.

    Then, some nerd invents internet and before you know it granny's coochy is out there until the literal end of time.

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  • [–] 49 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Doing my part seeding 2TB of pre 2000 smut for the fuck of it, I guess

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  • [–] 31 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Now that porn is functionally illegal in the UK, I am disgusted by this. Could you explain exactly where this could be found, so I can make sure to avoid it and not stumble upon it by accident?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    There is a laboratory of sorts. A pornography laboratory. If you were to inadvertently stumble upon this pornography laboratory, I would strongly discourage using an external search engine with site: to peruse its despicable contents. You might find all sorts of revolting content you thought had been safely buried in the sands of time.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Nope.

    'Debbie Does Dallas' was one of the biggest movies ever. No one knows who the star was. She wanted to vanish and she did.

    People don't recognize famous folk all the time.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    Fyi, we know the star was Bambi Woods, and I've seen an interview (local public access) where she talks about the process of being cast for the movie.

    As for vanishing, yeah, it was reported she died, but she actually moved to Des Moines, Iowa to just be a normal person.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 month ago

    Nude models from the 1890s when someone’s gaze lingers on their daguerreotypes slightly too long in an antiquarian shop.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I like to imagine that at least some of them are proud that their work has endured. They showed of their bodies and what they can do with them at the peak of their attractiveness. I hope they look back at this and think "Damn I was hot!"

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Doesn't have to be porn videos. We watch tons of movies and TV shows where the actors have died long ago.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    Pictures of Lily

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    They're still alive... Assuming they were active in their 20s, they'd be in their 60s-80s.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Not everyone lives to 60, not everyone in porn is 20. Some are alive, some are not.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    I mean, it would be a bit weird to talk about SoundCloud rappers from the 2010s looking down even though some may have died at a young age.

    It's just odd choosing this hypothetical looking down from heaven framing when it's very likely that there are porn actors from that era actively seeing and reacting to this from a very living perspective.

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