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[โ€“] 9 points 1 month ago

My kid is 5, he will collect about 10lbs of candy. At the rate we let him consume candy, there's basically no chance of him finishing it before Christmas, where he'll acquire additional candy. Then his stock will be replenished by Valentine's, then again by Easter. Because my family is Orthodox and my wife's is regular Christian, he'll get two easters (most years). There's a summer lull, but he'll go to several birthdays which will give him goodie bags, which will help keep his candy topped off.

The tax is necessary!

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Mounds. Almond Joys and Butterfingers are reserved for the "mom & dad tax".

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 1 month ago

    those were my mom's favorites, too. but she didn't hog 'my' butterfingers. she always had her own stash of the unwrapped little square ones in a box (a package type and size i haven't seen in years).

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  • [โ€“] -3 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    At least that tax is for a service received. In reality it is funneled to billionaires and the MIC and you get zero benefit back.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Why is the service even necessary? Can't the kid just walk with some other kids?

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