How are they not talking about how apparenly in poland dragons were sufficiently ubiquitous that the only suggestion was to just try your best if one turns up

With the salt, pepper, and third shaker thing, I like to believe there was just no widespread agreement on what the third default seasoning was, so they left it up to discretion.

You wanna put some paprika in there, go for it. You'd rather have ground parmesan, be our guest. Maybe some coffee, or straight cocaine. It's your shaker.

It is funny and in Poland we still laugh bout it but the "everyone can see what horse looks like" was just the beginning of a very long definition. It meant "I'm not going to describe what a horse looks like. Just look out a window and you will see one".

Regarding the milk thing, I mean, the internet tells me we slaughter 900,000 cows per day. If some of their bones end up in landfills, then those would probably be found by archeologists first and foremost.

Although, then they might also think that cows were the dominant species and they were milking us.

Well, except they might think chickens were the dominant species, since 200 million of them get slaughtered per day.
Which brings us to the age-old question: Who would win a fight? 1 cow or 222 chickens?

There are so many great things in Nowe Ateny

Funny, for us pepper is on the table but it’s not second on the list. It’s salt, then olive oil, then lemon. And then pepper.

So my guess would obviously be oil. Why the fuck would sugar be there.

Also if this is about the ancient Mediterranean then pepper was actually long pepper which tastes like dirt and the third thing was likely Garum, which Internet pop history doesn’t shut up about.

Of course, of course