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[–] [S] 52 points 1 month ago (7 children)

just realized the keyboard is upside down so my joke doesn't even make sense 😔

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Could be worse - could be typing on someone's ass (the "back end").

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    How is that worse, depending on the person you're typing on, of course?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Gonna take quite a bit longer to finish the project that way...

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Depends. I bet you could slap one of those rollable silicone keyboards on a flat ass with minimal loss of productivity as long as the ass haver is patient and good at lying still.

    ...is not a sentence I ever thought I'd type 😄

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  • [–] 37 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Now this is a real backend developer.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    If you do this, have your feet even, not like in the picture. Also, make sure your shoulders rest in the proper position against a thing that isn't going to move or fall at all. In fact, just go look up how up do it properly and not take advice from whatever this picture is.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Gonna end my internet today on a good note with this post. Goodnight funny people in my phone

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    The office where I produce the most back end development output

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    The humble full-stack developer:

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    They don't use their hands. They stick the keyboard up their backend and do kegel crunches.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    Not gonna lie - expected there to be more ass involved in "back end"

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    To me this is reverse engineering

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Do all backend developers have their vision moved back and to the right so they look over their own shoulder?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    Ai generated developer pictures be like.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    I'm developing my backend at the gym

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  • Need a poiuy keyboard.

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