The Onion has to dig really deep for material.

No way the SNL skit writers are this good.

This guy? Edit: the one getting his jaw smashed, on the right.

SNL is too classy to let the likes of the Paul brothers dirty their studio.

by now you should of already over thrown your goverment. We are behind.

You all allow it. Why are they shocked?

See, you guys are awesome, but when you've got your GoPro on in the combat zone, be sure to remind everyone to like and subscribe after every confirmed kill, that'll really help you monetize your channel.

Maybe these guys can distract from the Epstein files for a little while?

English is a shitty language.

I thought "dumbest" as an adjective was an absolute, like "the highest level of dumbness ever".

How the hell do we live in the dumbest timeline and manage to make it even dumber every time?

If a Boomer doesn't understand why this is dumb because they don't know who these assholes are, say "it would be like inviting Opie and Homer Pyle to talk to the troops."

The analogy isn't great, but how stupid that sounds might resonate.

The guy who got his jaw broken in the first minute of a real fight?

What would these tools have to say to service people? What possible relevant wisdom could they have? Unless these worthless removed enlist, they should be afforded nothing but mockery and floggings.

Fucking clown world, I swear.

NotThatOnion

Boy Toys for the joy boys?

Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, kegsbreath... you go and do something like this.... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!

secretary of "war" now wants to promote his "warriors" to be tuber-warriors? warfluencers?

How was being banned from Japan not the end of his career?