Same image.

That would absolutely be coming home with me and I’m a 35 year old man.

I think you're supposed to socket materia into that.

"IM REALLY FEELIN IT, SHULK!! "

So many great communitys to discover. Of course we need a sub to post our fucking sticks, how could I didn't realized that earlier.

Is that a fucking Monado?

That's the stick where if you line it up with the sun at noon on the day of the summer solstice on the desert moon of Endor, you can line it up with the exact location where Rey picked her nose and left a booger on the Death Star debris.

Nice stick, bro

there's a quest around to find a magical pearl that goes in the hole to unlock its magic

-50 DMG on overcast days, night. Still capable of delivering nasty bruises and stirring large soup pots. Frequently named “Big Bubba”, “My Little Friend”, and “Excalibur”.

view switches to him and two of his mates fighting a giant crab in pixel art

Top 10? I need to see the other 9.

bro just found a legendary boss drop on a random ass beach

I can hear the swelling hero music just seeing these pictures.

Foolish tarnished, in search of the Elden Ring.

Bro found the Xenostick!

"By the sea’s shore, beneath the sunlight, lay the famed sword, called Excalibur. The knight found it in the sands, and with a brave hand he lifted it up, for so was his fate written."

Slightly adjusted tale but still totally true.

Shut 'er down. The best stick has been found.

There's this old Hong Kong show called Step into the Past and there's a wooden "sword" that looks just like that. If I came across this that's a keeper for sure!

Top 3 tbh, that's a goated sword stick

That's it folks, close it all down, we just peaked.

I hate these AI posts. Stupid AI gave the guy red hair. Everyone knows redheads can’t survive in the sun.

Mortals call it Dawnbreaker, for it was forged in a holy light that breaks upon my foes, burning away corruption and false life.

"Master of the martial world, the Dragon Saber slays the Dragon! It rules the world, who dares not to follow? Unless the Heaven Sword appears, who can defeat it?"

Honestly it looks a lot like the Dragon Saber in Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber 2000

Damn, you better stick that back in, or some anime character is going to have a completely different first episode ending.

Almighty stick of the Sun.

Goddamn that's a nice stick. Also, I got the 100th up vote, which, let me tell you, was the highlight of my day.

Stick it where the sun does shine!

Praise the sun motherfucker!

Not for you because clearly you are, but for anyone else who sees this and is not.

Also, you're looking grossly incandescent. Thanks for sharing.