My weekness is that I can't do that every time.

I want that guy who fucks with AI screeners to say shit like this.

Looks like a translucent cloud of flatulence got in the way of the image

"...that I couldn't stop what came out with the fart"

Interviewer: "Show me."

"...my farts sometimes ooze a little bit, so apologies in advance."

I'm always curious to hear these from the perspective of the ever present Interviewer

I think in this instance, a weakness would be ones pelvic floor.

"That smile... That damn smile..."