where are the bicycles?

Funny how there's no closet to hide in

the open floorplan on the right-hand side is nice. i like that my wife can keep an eye on me in the kitchen while she makes my estrogen.

Where's the litter box for the furries?

If you need me, I'll be in the sex before marriage lounge.

Where is the entrance?

I wish I had a weed smoking patio. I have to smoke weed in the secrecy of my apartment because its illegal. 😭

Catch me in the (boy)wife kitchen making food for the folks in the sex before marriage lounge ☺️

I guess I can fit my server rack in the estrogen lab?

That’s terrible. Lower case “before”, “abortions” “boy wife kitchen” and “weed smoking” but the rest in upper? Not the attention to detail I want from my architect. Also, are internal doors an option?

You forgot the boybortion room

Please. This is ridiculous and inflammatory! In fact, it's downright slanderous!

Estrogen lab? Please. Hormone lab. We would never leave our brothers behind!

dibs on kitchen

i’m making waffles

gays in the closet? coathanger abortions? fuck no, it is not what they want.