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[–] 30 points 1 month ago (1 child)

A few seconds ago...

"SAY 'PSPSPSPS' AGAIN! SAY 'PSPSPSPS' AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE-DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER! SAY 'PSPSPSPS' ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!"

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  • [–] 24 points 1 month ago

    This is a wild painting. I wish I had it hanging in my house.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Proof that a housecat absolutely should be able to solo a level 1 party.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (2 children)

    A cat can't even take on a common villager. And a single level 1 character should be killing at least a couple villager, unless they roll bad.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    It's a joke from 3.5. Cats are hard to hit due to their size modifier. Commoners have 4hp, minimum damage is 1. Cat has to hit 4 times to kill, commoner has to hit once but the math is not in their favor.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (1 child)
  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago

    Client to the veterinarian:

    Can you trim his nails after the exam?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    Dude at the back's headed for a plate glass window just to get away from that cat.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Looks like that time my brother tried to give our cat a bath.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    'Average Cat' by Walter Morino. 1960

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    Goddammit, Donut!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (1 child)
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    Menace to Society

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    It's funny because he treated the subject matter (cat) with the same energy he put into his disaster paintings.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Is it Molino? I'm having trouble looking up their other works but I don't want to claim I know better after two searches.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I found https://70s-sci-fi-art.ghost.io/walter-molino/ but I couldn't say if that's slop or real. The Internet is dead.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Reminds me of the time a dog wandered into our backyard and my parents' cat jumped on the poor thing's back and dug her claws in.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    Call me crazy, but I have this weird suspicion that Walter Molino was a dog person.

    Edit: Or a misanthrope, I suppose.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    The pussy only attacks men?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    The fact all 4 faces are similar makes this feel a bit AI-y

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (3 children)

    This IS art indeed; can't call it "traditional" though:)

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