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[–] 60 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Don't forget the return of fascism 😮‍💨

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Every 100 years there will be a rise of facist, and only the Avatar can stop them.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Which one? The last airbender, one of those 10 feet tall blue guys with the magical ponytails, or someone else?

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  • [–] 49 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I'm really getting why "May you live in interesting times" is a curse

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  • [–] 112 points 1 month ago* (10 children)

    dont forget:

    • housing crisis

    • fentanyl crisis

    • destruction of unions

    • Billionaires purchasing all MSM

    • Destruction of the internet

    • Citizens united

    • Trickle down economics

    • 2 failed invasions in Iraq, Afghanistan

    • militarization of police

    • normalization of genocide

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  • [–] 46 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Oxycontin crisis, satanic panic, Columbine and the proliferation of the modern school shooting crisis, all the tobacco execs lying to congress about nicotine being addictive and facing no consequences, and the open and acknowledged deployment of weapons of war in space thus opening us up to a brand new version of the Cuban missile crisis... In Space (space space space)

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago

    Oh oh oh, and that one time George Bush collectively cock teased us all by almost choking to death on that pretzel.

    We also had to deal with Obama giving us an iota of hope for a short period and then ends up all he wanted to do all day was drone strike poor people.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 month ago* (3 children)

    My biggest tinfoil hat take is that the fent was put there on purpose to punish drug culture, as the public discovered that many drugs that are scheduled aren't really as harmful or addictive as we're told when done in moderation, and they hated that they were losing control of the narrative that the police state is for your own protection.

    So they decided to poison dissenters so they could say "See? Told you so." I don't think they quite realized how many opioid soccer moms were trying to cope at that point, but I wouldn't expect much competence from a government that was willing to purge their own citizens for the crime of "going to a rave occasionally".

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    And we need to start calling it, sucking up economics.

    Also to add to your list.

    • Patriot act, establishment of the surveillance state.
    • Obama betrayal to the Oligarchs.
    • You will own nothing and be happy.
    • 2008 recession and ongoing housing capture
    • America exiting the rules based international order.
    • Climate denial turning into climate-"fuck off, we are a death cult"
    • Growing wealth chasm.
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    [–] 33 points 1 month ago* (4 children)

    2 economic recessions?? If you don't count anything in the 80s or 90s then you at least have:

    Dot com bubble

    Subprime mortgage crisis

    Covid

    Whatever you wanna call what's been happening the past 2 to 4 years. I don't care what the stock market says. Working people are experiencing an economic downturn.

    2??? WTF

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    The dot com bubble was awesome for everyone that got out before the crash, and for most of the economy really. There's a reason no one gave a shit about Clinton getting a blowjob.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Bigger question...why would anyone care? Atleast Monica was an adult, yeah you could probably make a case for work place harassment but that's about it.

    And before anyone says he was impeached for it, no. He was asked by congress if he had sexual relations with Monica. He said no. Evidence was revealed he had atleast a blow job, based on the stain on her blue dress. He was impeached for lying to congress and won basically by claiming a blow job wasn't "sexual relations".

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    He was impeached because the GOP wanted to impeach him, no other reason necessary. The investigation started as a look into the Clintons' finances before pivoting to the affair after their operatives caught wind of it. Even the charge of lying to Congress (which failed because he'd asked them to define sexual relations and used that definition when stating he hadn't) was a last-ditch attempt to get him on anything they could after repeatedly failing for years.

    They later repeated the tactic with the Benghazi/private email server "scandals" to discredit Hillary Clinton.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 month ago

    Don't forget Columbine and the birth of 'Zero Tolerance'

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  • [–] 27 points 1 month ago (11 children)

    Yeah, Y2K was really tough man. Just don't know how I made it.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I remember in '99 the radio DJs loved talking about how there was a chance the world would end on new years, so there was a degree of anxiety, especially to dumb kids like myself

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Y2K was a nightmare for us GenX. Months of overtime and late nights with lots of contractors coding 24/7. I hope I never have to go through that again.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    I also hope I don't live to see the year 10,000.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Oh, we've got a few hurdles before then. The 32-bit unsigned counter for network time protocol resets in 2036, the GPS 10-bit week counter resets in 2038, and the old Unix signed 32-bit date also resets in 2038.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    I'd only ever heard of the Unix epoch one. It's interesting that three separate systems (with three different underlying data types) all overflow so closely together.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago*

    I changed jobs in late 99, so I got to go through all the Y2K bullshit in one job, then do it again in the new one.

    One dude at my old job had his panties in a bunch because he said all the U.S. Navy ships were vulnerable and he said WW3 was going to start, but he was generally an idiot anyway, so that was par for the course.

    In the new job I had to certify that DEC impact printers were Y2K certified. Which way basically me putting stickers on all of them saying they were certified because they weren't smart enough to care what the date was.

    My boss at the new job required us to be onsite on January 1st, which was kind of a drag, but that's the way it goes. There was nothing for us to do. He stopped at a deli on the way in and picked up an absolutely fantastic pile of food for us, so it just became a casual brunch and we just kind of hung around eating and chatting until he was satisfied that nothing was going to go wrong.

    I'd kill to know what the deli was. I was too young and stupid to save the name.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (1 child)

    Even as a teenager I was pretty crystal-clear on the fact that anybody who knew anything about how a computer worked also knew that Y2K was not the cataclysmic society-ending event that the fucking braindead news media were making it out to be at the time.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    It wasn't because everybody worked and put in what was required to fix it.

    Any company with old code was in danger. Every Bank everything had to work their asses off to get all these changes made and test it. Still some things failed but it could have been much much worse if people didn't panic and put in the time to fix it

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago (9 children)

    Am a millennial.

    Okay, so:

    Gen Alpha has experienced the pandemic, economic shock and recession around that time, followed by insane inflation, the AI disruption and uncertainty, and climate and extreme weather disruption as well. Not even mentioning wars.

    Millennials have all that, and the Great Recession, the dot com crash, I guess we could mention 9/11, but like most people were not directly impacted by that but rather the wars after, the housing affordability crisis, and I dunno, maybe the Super Bowl Timberlake-Jackson incident, sure chuck that in.

    Gen X has all that, the savings and loan crisis in the 80s-90s, Black Monday, recessions in the 80s, stagflation in their early adulthood and teen years, oil crises, and fucking Milli Vanilli.

    And then Baby Boomers... well... whatever. I'm already tired of doing this. Every generation deals with a lotta shit.

    And again we kinda glossed over wars.

    Let's have some real fun.

    The late Roman "Are We Seriously Doing This Again?" generation born circa 235-260 CE. They experienced the empire nearly falling apart as emperors were replaced like Walmart greeters, a plague to live through, a shit ton of wars and economic debasement along with political instability destroyed any economy they had, foreign invasions were an average Tuesday, and then I think Rome split into basically east and west and the Capitol lost control.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    ain’t no war but class war.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (1 child)

    Y2K also didn't really result in anything because it was a fixable problem that got acted upon. Most of us would have been in school around that time too.

    Also don't really see the problem with 9/11, surely the vast majority of people wouldn't have been involved in any way or known anyone who was? Of course its a bigger issue for those that were, but it seems odd to stick it in as a generational experience. I didn't even hear about it until a day or two later when it happened to be on the news before school.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago*

    Agreed. I was playing off the meme, but I especially agree about 9/11. Aside from the fear of a draft, unless a young millennial went into the military, or someone lived near the incident in NY or knew people personally affected, most of us were unaffected.

    Also, plenty of worse incidents have occurred where WAY more people died. I have always found the 9/11 obsession to just be toxic nationalist propaganda. If the US actually gave a shit about it, perhaps it wouldn't have been so fucking hard to give affected first responders the Healthcare they deserve.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago

    Don't forget the current climate apocalypse. That will literally end everything

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Toss in the existential threat of nuclear war and you can include genx

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago

    Hmm, not a good sign that this meme is being extended every few years...

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Don't forget all the forever wars.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago

    I was rippin' Rust a few years ago, especially after reading Stephen Markley's The Deluge and having a bit of a breakdown. Then I was

    Then the anxiety counter got to 999,999 and ticked back over to 000,000 and broke, so now I'm just sorta

    getting more weird and whimsy instead of more anxious.

    I don't have any kids of my own. I feel sorry for the other people's kids but I wish them all the best in the cannibal wars to come.

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    Isn't this one already largely patched including most 32-bit operating systems that were still getting updates like 20 years ago?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    That was my impression as well, but we also really shouldn't underestimate the remaining percentage of unpatched software, especially for embedded software.

    We are building hardware with software included right now, which will still be on roads, in doctor's offices, broadcast stations, manufacturing lines, water pumps etc. in 2038.

    And I can guarantee you that some of the hardware manufacturers will cheap out and put in too little memory for a larger clock.
    Mainly because no customer asks for it at this point, but also because they won't be liable in a decade from now.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Ok, so my mega corp company's InfoSec decided to turn off network file sharing for company assets with unknown user which seems smart but the house of cards is held up by closet "desktop servers" from people that long ago left the company. The day this happens all systems Enterprise wide goes down for 48 hours. I'm talking 100k+ employees just unable to do anything, even unlock doors in buildings. They finally just revert and call it a day. Most thought it was a cyber attack but my IT guy asked me if I had any unknown assets and what their plan was. Told him this is exactly what would happen having found a few of these closet servers.

    Serious, there's an ancient Zebra printer that spits out some random barcode stickers every now and then and I thought to unplug it but doing so creates some weird interaction that will crash some serious dependencies.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Why would you use a signed int to represent system time...

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    In order to be able to reference times prior to the epoch. If you made the system clock unsigned, all that math would still break if you did calculations against it after the final bit flipped.

    At the time all this was standardized, no one knew we'd ever have gigabytes of RAM, terabytes of storage, etc. 32 bits for a clock was already expensive and they figured we wouldn't be using any of this software by 2038.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    It's worse for us Gen-Xers. We remember living as adults in the time before it all went from kinda shitty to the diarrhea apocalypse.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    Yep, things looked positive for a short while after the end of the cold war and the Internet became widespread when we entered the workforce. The advancement of the human race only seemed a matter of time.

    But our Boomer parents weren't willing to let anyone else have a bright future, keeping us away from any real power while driving exploitation of nature and people to the max to fill their bank accounts. If you look at the US, this is thill the case, with a gerontocratic political caste that fights tooth and claw to prevent the next generations from enacting change - somewhat like fucking elder vampires.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    '88 here. 9/11 sits at such a clear demarcation line for us. Happened in 8th grade where you're still straddling the fence that's childhood, while still capable of grasping the enormity of what was unfolding.

    Though I also grew up in the rust belt, so there was always the sense that you were riding a wave that had long since crested.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    '87 🙋‍♂️, I don't think it's worse for us than X'ers. 🤷‍♂️

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Millennials didn’t have to do anything or worry about anything at all with Y2K. I’m an older millennial and we were barely of working age.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    Living through, not working through.

    There was constant reports about how disastrous it was going to be if it wasn’t fixed. That puts some strain on people. I remember thinking that it didn’t matter what I did for a job if everything collapses.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    I still remember the hype about it, and wondering if something would actually happen. I was 12 and sleeping over at my friends house on NYE. We were all a bit excited to see what midnight would bring.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    Yeah, as a fresh 44 year old, I’d really love to have a boring decade where nothing much happens. Just a bit of a breather before the inevitable climate wars. I’ve lived through so many ‘once in a lifetime’ events, it’s not even funny.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Can't be. He's smoking.

    They took that away from us too.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    I know that it is one of the most senselessly self destructive acts that one can commit, and that many people think it smells bad, and that it is a representation of class struggle and poor education, but I miss when all of the Cool people that didn't give a fuck hung out outside of a workplace swapping stories whilst killing themselves at similar rates.

    I guess people could stand around and look at their phone for fifteen minutes part way through their shift, but it doesn't hold the gravity of wincing against a sheet of sleet and recalling the harrowing tale of the Nor' Easter of '95. Or that one time Sheila kicked you out of the apartment for No Reason during the Nor' Easter of '95.

    If I see someone out on a 15 they have their headphones on because they have their reality so bespokely edited that their world is filled with carefully selected music or bantering friends they will never meet.

    The shrooms are wearing off, so I should stop yelling at clouds soon.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Smoking is bad and kills you. But it was the last place we had to be social. Now people dont even go outside to smoke cause they just lowkey hit their vape indoors.

    I used to think the old timers were lame for talking about "back in my day", but now i realize what decades of the enshitifcation of everything does to people.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Change has been accelerating so the intensity of differences between today and "back in my day" is only increasing with time. Millenials won't need to exaggerate to get the same effect boomers needed to exaggerate their stories for.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Gen Z will be like, 'I used to have to ask strangers if they had games on their phones, Alphas get their first tablet as soon as their eyes can focus. Kids nowadays! I was bored for MINUTES at a time, and I didn't complain!'

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    I saw a breadtube that posited that one of the reasons that cigarettes really took off (aside from marketing) is that it gave men and women a reason/excuse to talk.

    I believe it was also before any sort of worker's rights, so most things were highly sexually segregated and everyone just worked until the boss got tired.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    Multiple wars + Jan 6

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    Like we can afford to smoke.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    So, when do we get.. A break? Like did Karma get really high and forgot to help us out or? Do we get that peaceful life yet? Or are we doomed to forever being the witnesses and victims to this horrible time line?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    From millennial perspective Y2K was a no event. Nothing happened and they weren't developers fixing software to ensure that nothing happened.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    Add next year's "biggest il niño in 500-1000" years to the list

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    And super el ninos, multiple 21st century wars, and watching technology advanced so fast it devolved.

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