Well now I just feel kind of awful for all the mean jokes I made. Looks fucking amazing Mitch, you're brave AND beautiful bitch. Find an interns face to bury in those today!

Lich McConnell

he had trouble reanimating LICH mcconnels corpse, because it is older than Christ. even lindsey grahams soul isnt enough.

It's necromancy done by the worst home schooled wizard in America.

It’s the best recovery expected after another major event. He’s alive but not present.

No. That poor senile man is McConnell after a(nother?) stroke. It's even questionable how fit to serve he was before, he already had senior moments years ago. The conspiracy is that they knew he is definitely not fit to serve anymore and kept it hush to keep his seat.

Wouldn't be surprising since they're obsessed with conspiracies that Biden and other dems had body doubles. It's projection; also they're taking notes from their own lies and misinformation.