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[–] 50 points 1 month ago (9 children)

“Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground…”

I have it stuck in my head now hahah

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  • [–] 24 points 1 month ago (8 children)

    "then suddenly Batman burst from the shade and hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade..."

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  • [–] 22 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Godzilla got pissed and began to attack

    But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq

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  • [–] 19 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu

    When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal

    But then they both got flattened by the Batmobile

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    But before he could make it back to the bat cave

    Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    He pulled an AK-47 out from under his hat

    And blew Batman away with a ratta-tat-tat

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    But he ran out of bullets and he ran away Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

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  • [–] 26 points 1 month ago

    Only one way to deal with it...

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    you should call batman

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    Hey at least he's happy and joyful. Better than angry and screaming.

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    [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    It's as if Godzilla was trying to move furniture around all day every goddamn day

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