Oh please, the guy isn't even introduced until like 3/4 into the story.

Miscredited the authors

Really kind of a Mary-Sue kind of character, too.

He's the sort of guy you just can't keep nailed down.

There's some social media post that refers to Christianity as "Jesus Fandom", which lives rent-free in my head...

Kid has a point.

I'm in college English and this is all wrong.

You quote the names of articles, for books you either italicize or underline, it should be:

In God's The Bible,