More accurate would be:

"Please state the nature of the medical emergency, so I can tell you how wrong you are and we can all move on to my solution."

It's still not lupus

"Hey Dr. House, up for some parisses squares in the holodeck?"

"No thanks. I'm a doctor, not a douchebag."

"Please state the nature of why you're in my fucking sick bay when I'm trying to take drugs and watch porn"

Doc, I’m feeling all wibbley wobbly

waves medical tricorder lazily over patient

"This says nothing is wrong with you, you're just wasting my fucking time."

The only hologram with Vicodin adiction.

Yeah these models don’t exactly have good bedside manners.

Please state the nature of your non-lupus related emergency.

the EMH has been corrupted to be unethical a few times, and one or more instance of using unethical research. hes less ethical than crusher, bashir or polaski ever was.

So there is a way to make the doctor more annoying.

your medical emergency is irrelevant

Peak. Great editing, too, even if it's AI.