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[–] 14 points 2 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago

    Assman the gas man!

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    I remember seeing him on David Letterman and the Via Con Dios Dick Assman song

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    Born on Valentine's Day no less. A lover to the end.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Ah yes, the pumping station.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Dick Assman and his father, Adolf.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    I wonder if he's into boobs...

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    One Punch man? Nah, My Dick, your Assman.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I heard he has a poor work ethic. In school, he cut one entire week. At work he likes to blow off entire months.

    Still, I'll give him credit for his hobby as a fromager. He sure does like to cut the cheese.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 months ago

    He should take up Proctology

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