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[–] 33 points 2 months ago
[–] 47 points 2 months ago (2 children)

imma be honest, chief, if you have fumes gathering beneath your toilet lid when it's not in use, you might have bigger issues.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago

    Finally, a post addressing the issue I joined for.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago

    The trick is to blow out as you sit down.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    You have a toilet?

    Lucky, lucky bastard

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Luxury! I shat crouched over a cardboard box with no bottom

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Lifting the what? In my house we lift nothing! The toilet is ready to receive at a moment's notice without all this 'lifting' malarkey!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    So like that one song with something about that mentions "Sweet Poo Fumes" oh wait I guess it was Perfume.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    That sounds like you haven't cleaned your toilet since the Obama administration.

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  • Ok, that is just basic science.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    The scene in Dreamcatcher comes to mind.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Bold of you to assume I don't have to unplug it after sitting down

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Same reason you shouldn't run a fan in a closed room.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    I say fight fire with fire

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