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[–] 37 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Robin Williams: It doesn't scare me that Dubya waved at Stevie Wonder; that's okay. Stevie's only been blind since birth! He's like, 'Stevie!' and Stevie's going, 'Is that muthaf***a waving at me? Goddamn! Does he think I'm lookin for him? Goddamn!'

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  • [–] 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

    IIRC, Stevie Wonder isn’t 100% blind. He is capable of the vague discernment of light and dark and extremely vague shapes. But he is, functionally blind, by any practical definition.

    So if someone was approaching him, especially if a group of friends surrounding him might have whispered into his ear, “hey, Michael’s walking up to you!“ He might’ve smiled in time for one of the dozens upon dozens of paparazzi surrounding them both to snap an opportunely-timed photo.

    One must consider context

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    2 big things.

    1. Stevie Wonder is still alive.

    2. He went blind from being born prematurely and his retinas never developed properly. He might be able to detect light or shadow. But he’s really blind. And has a history of having fun messing with people about it too.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    If my eyesight was that bad, i probably wouldn't take pictures to begin with. Tgis totally brought back some memories that i fell into a rabbit hole of stevie wonder conspiracy theories. I remember that they had some good points, but with every point there was a lot of: what a weird thing to lie about for all that time

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago

    What's so strange? Stevie just wanted something to remind him of his friend.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    What is up with MJ's freakishly large hand??

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Is the third guy Herbie Hancock?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    The crazy shit this meme is complaining about was probably like the 2003 invasion of Iraq or something

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