This cant possibly be someone on lemmy

We do beans en masse here. Regularly.

We do good gut health.

Is the man's hands and feet were there... Who was sat on the toilet?

All will humble themselves at the porcelain throne, but especially he who sits upon it.

Well fought 💪

Suddenly thinking about samurai at the end of that era.

"I was trained from birth to be a warrior. Now the only battles I fight are in the bathroom. It brings me great shame, but the government has forbade me from taking my own life."

(you should get a squatty potty)

Is this about USAmerican soldiers in attack ships having toilet malfunction?