American cheese is such an unfairly judged cheese. Real American cheese is literally cheddar plus more milk, it's a pretty good cheese. "Cheese product" labeled American cheese that you find in most stores does suck ass of course, but that's kind of like saying pizza is bad because you don't like what Chucky Cheese serves.

It smells, feels, and tastes like poverty. But I was raised by a single mom.

Not on this one, since the pickles were pretty strong I skipped it this time, but I think it would have been an improvement