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[–] 36 points 2 months ago (1 child)

How did his massive cock not rip out of those pants?

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  • [–] 33 points 2 months ago (19 children)

    Anatomically most healthy way to poop.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    But the poop will be standing on the ground before it's out of your butt.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    You're making your poop hole too shallow, then

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    My poop hole is the size God made it, sir.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    I won't stand for this poop hole slander. this kind of talk is alarmist and irresponsible. i love the poop hole. my father worked two jobs to dig this poop hole and never complained. why are we talking about closing the poop hole. if you love america, you throw money in it's poop hole.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (8 children)

    What makes a poop stance "healthy"?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Your puborectalis is pinching off your rectum like a kink in a garden hose. Pooping in a position that loosens it requires less strain, which avoids injury. That position is a squat!

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    anal canal

    Now thats a funny thing to say if you pronouce both words the same

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    maybe some of us are just naturally kinky tho.

    like, i went to see a... what's it called. spine adjuster. based off woo ghost mormon magic, but the dude did really good therapeutic massage too once he learned what's what and did what he could to really help his clients. including me, when he did his xray he told me he was going to tell me to stand up straight but turns out my spine just does that. so next time someone tells me to stand up straight, tell them i have doctor's orders to flip them off but am too polite to.

    i just flip them off.

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    [–] 15 points 2 months ago

    Every time I take that stance, I let out a series of loud, gassy farts.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    That's a first-rate hunker.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Did you find anything good?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    I wish.

    Protip:take a photo of the titles on the low shelf and then rotate/zoom it on your phone.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    This position is actually really good for your hips.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Lore-accurate Max Schreck.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    All I want is Willem Dadad :(

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