Coffee with milk on cereal still tastes good though. Don't ask me how I know.

We have oil and vinegar coming in the same shape plastic bottles. Originally, vinegar had a red cap, sunflower oil a yellow one, and rapeseed oil a green one. Then some idiot decided to save 1/10 cent and gave vinegar the same green cap as the oil.

I had the large stainless steel pan heated up really hot, so that a few drops of water happily run around it on a steam cushion and evaporated quickly. And then I wanted to pour in a good helping of oil...

In my teen ages, I once mixed up toothpaste and my father's denture glue, and been very careful with checking the tube ever since

I once used a glue stick instead of chapstick. They were both on my desk.

Ever almost smoke a wasp abdomen after confusing it for a dropped nug?

I just buy Shambodyfacedishpaste with Conditioner and Fluoride, for all my cleaning needs

I've mixed up and put muscle pain relief cream on my face thinking it was sunscreen. Damn that burned around the eyes for a while even after washing and washing ...

Alpro soya cream and Alpro strawberry milk have very similar packaging. On a related note, courgette pasta with strawberry sauce is not nice.

Deep Freeze cooling gel, Savlon Antiseptic Cream and Oral-B toothpaste all come in blue and white squeezy tubes, and all live on the same shelf in the bathroom.

You've got to ask yourself one question - "Do I feel lucky?"

Mine come in very different packages, but I still managed to nearly smear my face with toothpaste. Often.

OK, relatable.

Except for one thing: the typical minty smell of toothpaste.

That's why I don't think this would happen to me.

Except with a stuffy nose I guess.

And? Is your face lotion poisonous or something?

No. Liquid with breakfast cereals grosses me out (I puked a couple of times as a kid with milk and cereal, once very young and once around 7 or 8).