Taint looking like he's about to play Gollum in the Armenian live-production of The Hobbit.
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Shout out to the dudes with fucked up hairlines who aren't pieces of shit.
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Man I'm glad I started shaving my head when I did. For anyone out there also dealing with going bald, fully committing usually looks better than pretending it's not happening.
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everyone else in jails and prisons get access to razors, unless you are on a watch. So he is either doing this to be like 'look how they treated me, poor me alpha tears' or like I said before they have him on a watch.
Trump isn't saving him this time?
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Reminds me of this guy:
The fuck is up with his ears? Reminds me of stereoscopic rangefinders.
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He is one ugly motherfucker. Inside matches outside.
The biomass version of truck nuts.
He rolled under the couch in search of his Precious.
Fellas please shave your balls. This picture is a warning.
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He looks like the end result of a dog hacking up a white chocolate raisin on the carpet.
This image proves both evolution from ape to man, and devolution from man to ape. Not seeing any "alpha" in it though. Must have been a tree dweller.
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Sad Gollum.
So when is Harry and the Hendersons 2 coming out?
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Dude's transforming into Cyrax. And I don't mean from Mortal Kombat.
What a bunch of clowns.
Dude is charged with trafficking for taking the Hobbits to Isengard against their will.
When did he last fight? I know this isn't a flattering photo of him, but I can't believe someone that looks like this now used to fight for money.
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"I'm not trying to shade dudes who struggle with hair loss..."
*Proceeds to shade a dude who struggles with hair loss*
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