I would just like to inform this guy's wife that I hold the exact opposite view.

That poor woman.

And she loves that about him. lol

TIL that I'm gay

So the reverse is true, right? Wife will not have sex unless ovulating or perform sex acts that can't result in pregnancy. Byebye blow jobs.

Brother’s pull-out game is weak is what I’m hearing.

...and then I put my pee pee in her and the moment I was inside I wept like a child. She put her hands around my head and whispered that it was OK and confirmed how much the experience meant to her.

I put my lips against her ear and whispered back "no homo."

She's going to cheat on him.