Soapmaker from way back here. A lot of the old saponification charts used to include values for human fat. Maybe as a nod to Fight Club

i am not made of hooves

Sounds like “made with real fruit juice” to me. Like they can’t legally say made in the America, but if one American job was involved, this claim is accurate.

Guaranteed, the soap is made somewhere in Asia, the bottles are made in mexico, admin accounting and marketing is in south america or south east asia, but there's a shed somewhere in the US with a machine that pours soap into bottles and screws the top on.

Or “Made with 100% Real beef.” It’s not 100% real beef. But a percentage of it is. Perhaps even 0.001%. But then it doesn’t look great to have “Made of 0.001% real beef.”

In theory there could be two Americans involved in the production of the entire product, one who signed off on a single order for materials for this, and one who wrote the sentence “Made with American jobs.” And 200,000 foreign workers involved, and that sentence would still hold true

He was the guy cracking the whip at the sweat shop

"they say there's real girl scout in these cookies" kinda thing

Lawyer submitting a picture of himself as evidence. "Defending this deceptive marketing is my job your honor. Am I not an American?"