"The natives thought we were wacky" - from the look of them in the ad, it looks like they want to tell them to fuck off, but don't know how to

Just a bunch of totally straight macho dudes, bro-ing out.

Is the soldier to the far left giving his whistling buddy a handy under the towel?

The locals: Holy shit. America is gay AF!

There goes the village's drinking water. Pray for rain.