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[–] 25 points 2 months ago

Calmly explain why that sort of behavior is inappropriate and request an apology.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 months ago

    Scrape what is left of his ass off the wall.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Wave with some steroids to get her attention and then throw them in the direction of the bouncers. After that have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago

    Call an ambulance to tend to his broken pelvis?

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I'm in "the club", especially one where randomly molesting someone isn't an immediate expulsion, I've already taken one too many wrong turns and need to rethink my life.

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  • [–] 32 points 2 months ago

    Wiggle my butt too

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago

    Lemmy shitposts, and lemmy users responding in dead seriousness in the comments, name a more iconic duo.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago

    Am man, so my ass?

    Tom from Tom & Jerry scream 👍

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago* (3 children)

    I now have a new man, who happens to be a woman

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    Call an ambulance for my man.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I have a man??? How much did I pay?

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  • Everyone has knees.

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