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TranscriptOffice workers stare as Clark Kent takes off his glasses to clean them at a desk nameplate reading β€œC. Kent” beneath a bulletin-board poster asking β€œWHO IS THE SUPERMAN?”, jokingly revealing Clark Kent’s secret identity.

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[–] 22 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Superman can see through anything besides lead, so would he even need to clean his glasses?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Would you perhaps get a bit baffled if your colleague kept going around in glasses increasingly spackled with gunk?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    After a particular threshold, you'd start wondering if the guy does in fact have superhuman vision.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 months ago

    "My shirt's different."

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    Every time this happens (which is frequently), Superman is forced to fly against the rotation of the Earth super fast and turn back time again.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    I'm a simple man, I see Grickle and I upvote.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Tell me which is more likely: the super powered flying alien with heat-vision also has a shitty 9-to-5 and asked me to help him move into a studio apartment this weekend, or the nebbishy guy in the office kind of looks like Superman?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    water colour and ink look good

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