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[–] 18 points 2 months ago

That’s right I did it 10 years ago just waiting for the other shoe to drop

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    "Oh thank god, I wasn't actually spontaneously trying to invent the sport of masturbiking!"

    Actual dream I had the other night of riding a bike while porky-pigging (shirt but no pants) and jerking off while a cop car chased me. Probably one of the most degenerate dreams I've ever had.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    What is this a screenshot of?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Usually it’s the opposite for me

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Are your life really un-ruined if you never once do the ridiculous shit you literally dream of before you die?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    yeah, I crashed my car in a dream the other night 😔

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