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[–] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"Oh thank god, I wasn't actually spontaneously trying to invent the sport of masturbiking!"

Actual dream I had the other night of riding a bike while porky-pigging (shirt but no pants) and jerking off while a cop car chased me. Probably one of the most degenerate dreams I've ever had.

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