Hopefully it won't be one of those that collects data for big tech.

Oh fuck I thought this was the onion, are they serious? Serious people are involved in the development and sale of a $400 toothbrush that spies on your bathroom activities? Everyone involved should have their hard drives checked.

Can it livestream? I can see a whole wave of new Twitch and OnlyFans categories.

This was needed by no one ever. You couldn't even give me one free. 420?

This will totally be co-opted by a very niche fetish community.

It could monitor the health of your teeth and gum, but I doubt Dyson will do some good product.

I think our civilization is down in the gutter

Does it clean the dirt of "patriotic" tax dodgers' mouths?

For "content creators"

I tell you, engineers are just unhinged psychotic animals. They'll make anything they never think to ask is it a good idea. They only think to ask if they could not if they should. There's a reason there's a high correlation between brutal dictators and engineers.

"I've got three words for you: The Dyson Airblade. Once just a man Looking at his hands Thinking, 'I'm gonna make these so fucking dry, you won't believe it.'" —Getdown Services