Renault 5?

Drill a couple of holes opposite each other and “stitch it back together” with cable ties?

Looks like the old 'whoops didn't notice'.

I mean, why would you replace that perfectly fine bumper? Just because it got a little tear?

I don't get people who drive nice cars. It is a mode of transport. Shit is going to get dinged by use. Just get a shit car and don't care if it gets scratched.

Bummer. At least you can still get the parts for cheap though, and the job is easy too.

Imagine the damage to their car, they may not be as lucky as you, hopefully. The damage likely will cost them more than it will cost you, at least.

Looks perfect for some drift stitches.

On the bright side, your lens seems to be in one piece! I need a full pic of the car btw, it otherwise looks mint.