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[–] 16 points 2 months ago

Imagine waiting for a positive answer back from the sperm bank and they call you and they say: "I am so sorry someone drank your sperm"

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    What the absolute fuck are those Alien egg style vats of sperm?

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    Blech.

    Tequila is disgusting.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago* (3 children)

    On the one hand, that's gross as shit.

    On the other hand, I feel like a lot of the guys that are putting sperm in banks are doing that for reasons, and if she fucking used her kink or whatever the hell the deal is to ruin their chance of ever having a child, she should probably face life in prison, or at the very least, spend several years in prison and have to register as a sex offender.

    And on the other hand, uh, you know, like, does anyone have her... nevermind.

    I was gonna say something like, where does she live? Yo, someone give me her number, but nah, I just can't do that. That shit's fucked up.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    I should call her...

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