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[–] 181 points 2 months ago (1 child)

must have been a really windy day

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  • [–] 93 points 2 months ago

    Birds of a feather destroy flock together

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    [–] 57 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    The only good flock is a broken flock

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  • [–] 29 points 2 months ago

    Lil guy's all tuckered out.

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  • [–] 49 points 2 months ago

    It’s rare to see the elusive Flock land on the ground like this. Truly an extraordinary experience.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 months ago

    Of course you found it that way, in one of only 2 acceptable states for one of those cameras to be in (the other being non-existence).

    Purely a coincidence that it should end up like that.

    Probably just the wind that caused it any ways.

    Or perhaps a particularly heavy bird landing on it.

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    ahhh I hear pigeons are especially heavy this time of the year

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  • [–] 21 points 2 months ago

    That’s a beautiful pic.

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    [–] 40 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I'm glad that someone was able to claim their pre-order copy of GTA 6 from one of these things.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 months ago

    Did you loot for Steel, Circuitry, Gears, and Oil?

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago

    Looks like she's functioning as she should.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago

    Found my lawn furniture like this earlier. The wind is crazy today

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago

    A flock in its correct orientation

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago

    Thank you for your service.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago

    must be a hurricane.

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  • [+] 12 points 2 months ago (14 children)
  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (13 children)

    I hadn't thought about such a thing. It's something anyone can do. Lots of people keep pee bottles in their car, that's a great way of helping.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 months ago (12 children)

    Do….lots of people keep pee bottles in their cars? We may run in different circles.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    You keep an empty disposable bottle available for emergencies and hope you never need to use it, and discard it as soon as possible if you do.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I have never in my life needed to piss that badly. There's always a truck stop, or a gas station, or an overgrown ditch, that I can pull over for.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Rich people don't keep pee bottles? I don't mean I keep the bottle for fucking posterity in golden goodness! I mean there's an empty bottle in the car .. just in case! You never know!

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    If I come across a rich person out and about I suppose I can ask them for you

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Fine, I'll bring the bottle. But I ain't holding it for them. Now, as a PSA, Costco water bottles work for kids but adults have a hard time. Milk jugs have both, the capacity and the proper diameter. Lol.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago

    It's dead, but don't touch it, you could still get MAGA Cooties.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (7 children)

    They're going to switch to drones soon.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I bet there’s even more gold and copper in those things

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Better than that, there's free drone parts in those things.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago

    Neck? More like feet!

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    TFW there's 222 votes, and (now) 22 comments

    :D I love it when numbers alliterate ;)

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago

    Poke it with a stick.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    Fuck tyranny

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    Kill ‘Em All! Search anndddd seeek and destroy!

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago*

    Presumably this is a downed flock camera - I had no idea what they even looked like.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    In my neighborhood the copper would be stripped out and they would smoke the rest

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