Feed the scrambled egg to a chicken, wait.

I've not done the scrambled to raw eggs part but I have split the mixture back in yoke and whites by whisking it backwards.
I wisk clockwise, so to unwisk it I had to do an anticlockwise wisk.

You do have to be careful because if you do it too much you overshoot and are back to mixed eggs again.

Just turn back time, duh

It is the exact same method as unshitting your trousers

Here's an instruction on unboiling an egg. If you're lucky, it will work for you as well. Getting it back into it's she'll though is trivial and left as an exercise for the reader

If you went and deliberately scrambled an egg when what you needed all along was a fresh uncracked one, the best solution is to take some time to think about what you were doing, work on your impulse control issues, and make better choices next time. Professional therapy may help.

Culinary speaking, you get another egg.

eat it and then lay it out of your ass

@Laplace you're up

You radio them with that day's proper code for "Abort mission, return to base.'