Technically, territories don't count as provinces so that would make it the 11th.

Or rather 4th territory since the US has demonstrated it can't be trusted with full self governance for at least a few decades. Call it the "South Territory".

I don’t want our good name on that shithole.

Awe, but the south version always sucks.

Wait… that tracks.

Okay, hear me out on this one...

Uhm no fucking thank you? I dont want to be associated with that shitshow in any way. They absolutely do not qualify to be anything-canada until they get their shit together. Maaaybe 'worse-canada'. But honestly I'd prefer if they just kept our name out their mouth.

I prefer "Lesser Canada"

14th and 15th. I'm not sharing a province with Utah

We don't want it.

As a Minnesotan, we're the only south Canada and I'll apologize passive-aggresively to anyone that disagrees.

It'd be a territory.

Hard no from me. Should be North Mexico. Official name Democratic People's Republic of Mexico, or DPRM for short.

I propose; Mexico's greasy toupee

Canada is more likely to build a wall.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

I want to update my passport to say South Canada.

I'm ready to sing Oh Canada

South Canadian here. Can I get a little help rejoining the human species, please? This specific province is infested, rotting, and toxic in nearly every conceivable way. I'd much prefer to reside in an actual civilization, if that's alright. Please.

Let's go!!!

We don't want to deal with their nonsense.

Lesser Canada

That shitstain country doesn't deserve the name "Canada" at all. I will forever refer to it as "The Fourth Reich".

Calm down children, lol

Annex Alaska instead. Their quality of life would immediately improve.

EDIT: Canada was a typo.