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[–] 88 points 2 months ago (8 children)

a human has seen your post

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  • [–] 48 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    A robot has seen your comment

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  • [–] 26 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    An awareness is aware of your awareness.

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  • [–] 42 points 2 months ago (17 children)

    As person who makes apis, automations and integrations for living, I want to know that some human has confirmed this.

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    Lesbian, Gay, Transgender, Martian?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Looks good to me. Something you can write on merge requests when you approve the changes. Often used to joke about obvious bullshit requests.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (8 children)

    Lesbian, Gay, Trans, Maurice?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

    In case you prefer it, some people call him The Space Cowboy 🤷🏻

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    You should only really start to worry when it says "The Human has seen your order".

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  • Odd indeed. I'd never say that, because I'm definitely a human and wouldn't need to say I am one.

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    "Your order has been received/started" would be much less awkward

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    imagine taking food advice from an AI when it can't taste anything.

    imagine having NO SENSES. not taste, not smell, not whatever the other ones are--absolutely none of them. you can't eat a chicken finger because you have no mouth and you've never existed in the 3D world we call reality.

    but you're taking advice on recipes from this AI.

    billionaires consider this reasonable because they've never done anything for themselves. it's reasonable to them when the butler says some outrageous shit like, 'your mom's pussy juice would taste really good on this rare steak.

    zuckerberg was in college but you know he never mingled like a normal person. if i saw that guy in real life i'd either laugh or run screaming.

    i met a few people like elon musk in real life but they worked bottle return and were mentally challenged. the few times i tried to talk to one of those people they replied 'brzoooooom' and i pretended to understand what they were saying and dipped out.

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  • [+] -7 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    No it's not. This is one of the dumbest things I've heard today.

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