"Sides of three, she's for me. Sides of four, close the door."

"Pythagorthis, mother-fucker" pulls out triangular gun

"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the triangle."

Hippasus of Metapontum: "hey, look at this set of numbers which are not ratios of integers"

Pythagoras: "this bitch empty! YEET!"

He fucking hates Particle Man.

"They don't think it be like it is but it do."

“You can calculate the angle of deez nuts.”

Edit: he really did say this. Proof

apparently people think Pythagoras discovered the theorum about lengths of a right triangle.

Babylonians and other regions used this 1,000 years before Pythagoras.

don't ask him about isosceles right triangles

"Hold my beer. YEET!"

This was a lot funnier if you were there and witnessed what he did. Written language can't do it any justice. Just imagine the most badass thing a human can do, then imagine if he had a fist-sized rock in each hand while he did it, then imagine him tripping over his tunic right before the final flip.

"Do not take roads traveled by the public."

Sorry, was I supposed to post a joke answer?

I like my women like I like my acute angles - anything less than 90 is fine.

“More wine…”