It's been my experience that where there's one scorpion, there's more

Fun fact, scorpions are one of the earliest land creatures after animals moved from living in water.

Did you get over there?

Well, time to move to Antarctica. Nice knowing you all.

Long before I was born, before my mom met my dad, when my mom was in college, she dropped out and fled the US. She ended up in Europe and met a man named Colin, whom she then married and with whom she got pregnant, then moved to Greece.

While in Greece and pregnant, she did not have access to indoor plumbing. Instead, she used an outhouse. According to her, she once got up in the middle of the night to make use of the facilities, started to head outside without a light, then thought better of it and grabbed a light. When she did, she was glad she did so, because there was apparently a large, terrifying scorpion on the doorknob she would have used to exit the residence.

She did not disclose to me how she handled the situation.

What a complete gentleman. Just chilling out in the open, no ulterior motives, sits still for his fitting appointment.

I choose to believe he donned a little top hat and walked out quietly

F, she's a biggun.

Edit: thanks for the bio lesson

New friend!

I would honestly struggle not to adopt this beast

Really needs a banana for scale.

Granger, for the ones who get stung

That's a bark scorpion. You are a braver, or dumber, man than I.

Dang. They show up in our houses here in (the US Southwest) but not usually that size. Unfortunately I have to kill them everytime I spot them cause of our dogs.

Did you lick it?

That's a certified cutie

Rock you like a hurricane!

holy shit

did you die

I found a 2 inch scorpion in my shorts last year. Glad he wasn't a whopper like that big boy

Critters in shops and warehouses are always fun. It never fails, some big snake/spider/scorpion/etc moseys in, and there's one guy hiding in the break room until its gone and another guy taking pictures of it because it's cute.