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[–] 94 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There’s a USB stick in there with pirated movies on it.

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  • [–] 40 points 2 months ago (13 children)

    Is there a secret ticket in the wall? Or is our guy about to commit a robbery?

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  • [–] 158 points 2 months ago (12 children)

    He’s going to watch the game through the hole

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I don't think the baseball players are going to have time to suck his dick

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Except from a civil engineering perspective this makes no sense at all. Bricks are not laid in a single layer like that unless the wall is exceedingly short (serpentine wall as a fence) or unless there is a structural backing like an interior load-bearing non-brick wall.

    And most all-brick walls in a structural capacity (meant to carry the weight of a structure) are dual or triple walled, depending on the height of the structure and the load bearing requirements.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    A couple bricks missing won't break the wall down quick enough to matter, especially if it's there, just not mortared in all the way.

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  • [–] 35 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Hey, student, leave those bricks alone...

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  • [–] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    She waited until #862 to ask him that?

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  • There's something heartwarming in that thought.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago

    I would throw a brick at a baseball player too

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (1 child)