I came for the Schiltz and giggles.

Fun fact! A certain other famous Mikwaukee brewery ships all over the globe, and yet its local workers' bonus beers don't come from the plant they work at —because that stock is already owned by corp contracts, etc. 🙃

For f.. sake. Norwegian Army had those exact "glasses" as standard right up to 1999/2000. Can't remember anyone ever using them for anything else than jokes when I was conscript in 1998. Everyone used their own sunglasses. When I enlisted in 2000 they were replaced.

For Schlitz sake!