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[–] 58 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Actually, funny story. I have big eyes similar to hers. When I smile normally, they squint so I look like I'm closing my eyes or sleeping (and my eyelids are very trigger-happy with flash so it's a double whammy). I then get the feedback to "open my eyes" and I end up looking insane like that photo. So it's a lose-lose situation.

In general I photograph poorly tbh, I look better in mirrors and in motion 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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  • [–] 26 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Same. Rather than "opening your eyes" raise your eyebrows. This will "open your eyes" a bit without summoning the full crazy eyes.

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    As someone who has literally decades worth of pictures that look like they were taken "moments before the incident", I am glad I can help.

    I also must admit that the thought that literally dozens of people around the world are flexing their foreheads because of me is very amusing.

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  • [–] 56 points 2 months ago (12 children)

    She must be, what, like 5 years older now?

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  • [–] 17 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I was more so just reflecting on how much time has passed since 2012 when AdviceAnimals memes like this were still relevant and popular. Unfortunately, much more time than "5 years" has passed since those days, we are all old now and the time is gone :(

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  • [–] 22 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    Nothing new that the internet at large would latch on to.

    https://auspublishers.com.au/laina-morris/

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  • [–] 20 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Holy shit. Have your ad block up in full force before clicking that link and getting forwarding and McAfee cancer.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I wasn’t gonna bother with the link, but I wanted to see how good my blocking was. Pihole has about a half million blocked sites and not a single ad or anything.

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  • [–] 125 points 2 months ago (10 children)

    I've always found her exceptionally attractive.

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  • [–] 55 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    Go for it! What could go wrong?

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Has she never held any knife before?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    I mean, the pointy bit is away and last I checked it does not matter which way is up if she wanted to stab you as long as the pointy bit faces away. But hey, it’s been a while since I was stabbed and she looks like she got the stabby face. I Might not remember correctly.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Didn't her and Scumbag Steve meet once? Or was that the girl from the Stacy meme?

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago

    I know Laina but who's the other person?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    This picture is now the new meme

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  • [+] -10 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Is that overly attached girlfriend? Shouldn't she be like, I don't know, 70 by now?

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